Hobo Thoughts: Now THAT’S dedication!

Trust me, I know all about dedication. I’ve been holding in my stomach for about three years now!

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February 7, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Makes the prospect of a Zombie Apocolypse much more appealing!

If there is a zombie apocalypse, I hope that they are thriller zombies because they’re fabulous dancers!

Tags: , , ,   August 7, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s even more fun without a pool!

When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo. Best. Game. Ever.

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Hobo Thoughts: Time for a career change!

Coolest jobs: 1) Beer maker 2) Secretary of War 3) Ninja 4) Guy who pushes scared skydivers  

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Hobo Thoughts: Seriously. Why work hard if you can work smart?

I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and meet them there later.

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Hobo Thoughts: If ya got it, flaunt it!

I wouldn’t mind getting arrested today because I’m having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous.

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Hobo Thoughts: Two purses aren’t better than one…

Hate when my girlfriend asks me to hold her purse in the grocery store line because I really don’t like being that guy holding two purses.

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Hobo Thoughts: Sheesh, don’t be so shallow!

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?

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Hobo Thoughts: My boss is a creeper.

My boss told me if I kept showing up late he’d give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know my tastes in women’s underwear?

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Hobo Thoughts: Great expectations!

I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.  

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Hobo Thoughts: Who needs math, anyways?!?

I have failed math eleventeen times or so.

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