A Great Easter Prank!

Hello, Hobo wanderers! Easter is upon us, and you know what that means… many family gatherings that present the perfect opportunity to have a laugh! We like to call this little trick “Easter Egg Surprise.” Here’s how you do it!   Step 1: Get an egg. Step 2: Melt some chocolate (for best results, use […]

March 29, 2013   0 comments

The Helpful Hobo Presents: How to Regift Unwanted Items (Without Getting Caught!)

Well, hello there, my dear, sweet hoboninja lovers! Would you happen to have the time? Let’s see here… Oh my… It’s THAT time… Time for another completely useful and possibly life-changing installment of “The Helpful Hobo Presents!” This week’s topic is something that I am sure has crossed many of your minds from time to […]

December 21, 2012   0 comments

The Helpful Hobo Presents: How To Be An Annoying Neighbor

It’s time for another heart-warming and ever-useful installation of The Helpful Hobo! Today’s edition will teach you how to be one of those neighbors. We have all had them, so you know what we’re talking about! Why would you ever willingly WANT to be one of those neighbors, you may ask? Well, it’s actually a […]

September 25, 2012   0 comments

The Helpful Hobo Presents: How to Become a Crazy Cat Lady!

It’s another installation of completely amazing guidance to achieve all your Hobo Ninja dreams! What realistic and completely useful information do we have for you today? Well, grab a shopping cart and a can opener, because today we will be telling you all about how to become a Crazy Cat Lady (or perhaps the more […]

September 4, 2012   0 comments

The Helpful Hobo Presents: How to Ignore Someone (Without Them Knowing You Aren’t Listening!)

We all have that one person in our life… You don’t want to hurt their feelings, but you just can’t seem to make yourself listen to the relentless unstoppable boredom that comes spewing from their mouth on a daily basis. Never fear, The Helpful Hobo is here to teach you how to do a little […]

August 29, 2012   0 comments

Wait, I mustache you a question!

Do YOU love mustaches? Many trends come, and many trends go, but one recent fad that we just can’t get enough of is the recent rash of MUSTACHE-MANIA! It’s been sweeping the country coast to coast, and we have been struck hard by the fancy mustache fabrications that seem to be everywhere. Why are people […]

August 23, 2012   7 comments


You may have spent much of your time wondering what you should spend the rest of your life doing. What amazing career would help you feel as if you have led a life of accomplishment and satisfaction?   The answer may not be as obvious as one would hope. Sure, you could be a doctor […]

August 21, 2012   0 comments

Time To Hit The Hobo Trail!

Need a little water cooler chat for your Mundane Monday? Wanna win like a boss next time Jeopardy features a category of “Hobo Know How”? Well…here we go!   When you hear the word “Hobo”, you might think “bum” or “wino” or “get a job!”, but none of these terms really do the Hobo life […]

August 20, 2012   0 comments

Refined, Yet Deliciously Meaty…

Ahoy there, Glorious Bacon Seekers! It’s Friday (Friday, gotta get down on Fridaaaaaay), and a beloved day calls for a beloved topic of discussion. What’s more beloved than the holy delight that is known by the beautiful name of Bacon? No, we aren’t talking about Francis Bacon. We are talking about meaty…greasy…crunchy…melt-in-your-mouth…BACON!   Now, you […]

August 17, 2012   0 comments

A gardener, a policeman, and a goat walk into a bar…

… And the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?!?”   It’s National Tell a Joke Day!   Dust off some classics, because today is the one day a year where those recycled, corny jokes your grandfather told you are not only acceptable, but appreciated! Whether it’s a one liner, a pun, or […]

August 16, 2012   0 comments