Hobo Thoughts: It’s my only option…

My son loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell him that they don’t exist in real life, just on tv.

August 12, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Just keep me away from milk!

Judging by all the crackling and popping noises my body makes when I get up in the morning or work out, I’d say I’m about 87% Rice Krispies.

August 11, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It must be magic…

I have learned to accept that my parents are “Santa,” but I still have no idea how they got to all those other houses.

August 10, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I don’t think he knows how to handle it…

To convince my boss that I’m keeping busy, I periodically yell “YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?” into my phone, then slam down the receiver.

August 9, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Makes the prospect of a Zombie Apocolypse much more appealing!

If there is a zombie apocalypse, I hope that they are thriller zombies because they’re fabulous dancers!

August 7, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s even more fun without a pool!

When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo. Best. Game. Ever.

August 6, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Time for a career change!

Coolest jobs: 1) Beer maker 2) Secretary of War 3) Ninja 4) Guy who pushes scared skydivers  

August 5, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Seriously. Why work hard if you can work smart?

I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and meet them there later.

August 3, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: If ya got it, flaunt it!

I wouldn’t mind getting arrested today because I’m having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous.

August 2, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Two purses aren’t better than one…

Hate when my girlfriend asks me to hold her purse in the grocery store line because I really don’t like being that guy holding two purses.

July 30, 2013   0 comments