Archives: August 2012

Hobo Thoughts: It’s a conspiracy…

I just realized that “diet” has the word “die” in it. Coincidence? I think not…

August 31, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thought: If you see a plate of bacon…

If you see a plate of bacon running down the street screaming “HELP ME!”, please return it to me. It’s totally overreacting.

August 30, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: The rhino mystery solved…

Rhinos are just fat unicorns with bad skin.

August 30, 2012   0 comments

The Helpful Hobo Presents: How to Ignore Someone (Without Them Knowing You Aren’t Listening!)

We all have that one person in our life… You don’t want to hurt their feelings, but you just can’t seem to make yourself listen to the relentless unstoppable boredom that comes spewing from their mouth on a daily basis. Never fear, The Helpful Hobo is here to teach you how to do a little […]

August 29, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thought: When you really want to amaze yourself…

Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that’s five more Twinkies than the biggest number you could come up with!

August 29, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I had an ant farm once…

I had an ant farm once, but then I kicked out the ants because all they would do is walk around and stuff. They wouldn’t grow anything. Ants are lazy.

August 28, 2012   0 comments

Time to creep out the neighbors!

There is a universal truth that is becoming more apparent with each passing day that one wastes time on the interwebz: Wearing a horse head mask definitely gives you a certain creep-appeal! But why would anyone want to wear something so oddly disturbing? Here’s a better question for you: why wouldn’t you want to touch […]

August 27, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: A fun way to pass the time…

Watching birds is a fun way to pass the time. Sometimes, I like to imagine what it would be like to be a bird. I wonder who I would poop on first.

August 27, 2012   0 comments

Along the way…thoughts of HoboNinja

A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if they notice. Last week I took a baby.

August 24, 2012   0 comments

Wait, I mustache you a question!

Do YOU love mustaches? Many trends come, and many trends go, but one recent fad that we just can’t get enough of is the recent rash of MUSTACHE-MANIA! It’s been sweeping the country coast to coast, and we have been struck hard by the fancy mustache fabrications that seem to be everywhere. Why are people […]

August 23, 2012   7 comments