Archives: September 2012

Hobo Thoughts: Just take the time to think about it…

There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.

September 30, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Give a man a fish…

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

September 29, 2012   0 comments

HoboNinja Review and Giveaway: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backpacks

Greetings, Hobo Ninjas! It’s time for another awesome review and giveaway, just for you! This week, we have a super tubular item: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backpack! After an avid search for only the best, it was decided that Athena (a fabulous resident Hobo Ninja gal) would review this totally tubular item! As always, […]

September 28, 2012   17 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I just wanna be safe!

Why aren’t there bullet proof pants? Bullet proof vests are cool and all, but I don’t want to get shot in the butt, either.

September 28, 2012   0 comments

The Helpful Hobo Presents: How To Be An Annoying Neighbor

It’s time for another heart-warming and ever-useful installation of The Helpful Hobo! Today’s edition will teach you how to be one of those neighbors. We have all had them, so you know what we’re talking about! Why would you ever willingly WANT to be one of those neighbors, you may ask? Well, it’s actually a […]

September 25, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: How to fight fire…

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

September 25, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: What does it all mean?

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about?

September 24, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Don’t get ripped off!

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

September 22, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: On regret…

Regret is when you realize that there is no way on Earth that you are going to get off the hook for what you did.

September 21, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: If at first you don’t succeed…

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all the evidence.

September 20, 2012   0 comments