Archives: October 2012

Hobo Thoughts: When grandparents meet the internet…

Grandparents: Changing the world, one forwarded email at a time…

October 31, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Remember, folks!

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a rock, instead.

October 30, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Such a waste!

If trendy nightclubs have taught me anything, it’s that I really overpaid for those river dance lessons…

October 29, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Gambling hotlines should make some changes…

Gambling addiction hotlines would be much more successful if every fifth caller was a winner.

October 26, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Make watching wrestling more enjoyable…

Wrestling is much more entertaining to watch when you think of it as “competitive hugging.”

October 25, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s good to be civilized…

It’s a good thing we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore. I don’t even know where pizza lives!

October 24, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I just want to feel fancy…

I like it when people call me “Sir.” I don’t like it as much when it is directly followed with “you are under arrest.”

October 23, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I don’t know what to do with my hands!

Sometimes, I wish I could be in a gang. At least then I would know what to do with my hands in pictures.   http://blog.hoboninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dinobaby1.jpg

October 22, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Why you should always save the receipt…

If you’re bringing sexy back, you should probably have the receipt for it.

October 20, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: The things people say…

It’s funny how people say they are “expecting” when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby… But it could be a velociraptor!

October 19, 2012   0 comments