Archives: November 2012

Hobo Thoughts: Don’t drink and drive…

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink!

November 20, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: So you think you know it all?

Just so you know, those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us that actually do.

November 19, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: On naps…

Naps are a bad, lazy thing to do. Only morons would take naps. Mental backups while closing your eyes, however, are a responsible action that should be encouraged and rewarded! Keep this in mind the next time you have had a long day and need a naa… I mean…to perform a mental backup. 😉

November 18, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: On life…

Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in your pocket. Other days your belt loop catches on the doorknob of your office and you end up taking out two water coolers and a cleaning lady.

November 17, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: On Oscar the Grouch…

I wonder if the Grouch on Sesame Street has a hippie brother who lives in a recycling bin…

November 16, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Brain Freeze!

Brain Freeze: Legitimate issue, or tasty zombie treat?

November 15, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: For the sleepy clutz in all of us…

Embarrassed that you fell down? Curl up and suck your thumb. Now you’re taking a planned and adorable nap!

November 14, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Nap Account Management

There should be some kind of rollover plan for all the naps we refused to take as children. I definitely want to cash those in!

November 13, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: He must be up to something…

I keep catching my dog going through people’s trash. I think he must be a super secret agent spy, looking for the next hot clue…

November 12, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: A better Jaws story…

If you watch JAWS backwards, its about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open a beach. I think I prefer that story.

November 11, 2012   0 comments