Archives: December 2012

Hobo Thoughts: Not my favorite blend…

Depresso – A very special blend of early morning with not enough coffee.

December 31, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Why so serious?

You shouldn’t take life too seriously. No one survives it, anyways.

December 31, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: You know what makes me smile?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles. And jokes about people’s mammas.  

December 28, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: You can dance if you want to!

In life, you should always dance like nobody’s watching. Except when your dancing in front of a crowd. Then do Gangnam Style.

December 27, 2012   0 comments

Another Awesome HoboNinja.com Sighting!

Looks like we’ve been spotted around the interwebz again, folks, and this time as a feature on Susan Disney’s Family blog in their Holiday Gift Guide! Want to know what they thought about HoboNinja.com? Head on over and check it out yourself (we can’t do all the work for you, ya know). You can view […]

December 21, 2012   0 comments

The Helpful Hobo Presents: How to Regift Unwanted Items (Without Getting Caught!)

Well, hello there, my dear, sweet hoboninja lovers! Would you happen to have the time? Let’s see here… Oh my… It’s THAT time… Time for another completely useful and possibly life-changing installment of “The Helpful Hobo Presents!” This week’s topic is something that I am sure has crossed many of your minds from time to […]

December 21, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: The party is officially over

The party isn’t over until you are smiling for your mugshot.  

December 20, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: A Haiku

This haiku was inspired by the way I feel when I have to wake up early.   No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No  

December 19, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Hobo Investment

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it might now be worth $16.00. With WorldCom stock, you would have less than $4.00 left. If you invested $1000.00 with Bernie Madoff, you would have $0. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser one year ago, drank all the beer, then […]

December 18, 2012   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: That’s REAL love.

If you love someone, you should set them free. If they love you, they will return. If they don’t, call them when you’re drunk.

December 18, 2012   0 comments