Archives: January 2013

Hobo Thoughts: Gargling is a good way…

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

January 31, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It makes me sound professional, right?

I don’t know what ‘gluten free’ means, but I’m adding it to my resume.

January 30, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: You really should press charges…

Children have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like tiny gasoline thieves.

January 29, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Shoepidity…

Shoepidity… wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.

January 28, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Hypothetically, of course.

When I pose a hypothetical question, it means that I’ve done something extremely stupid and got myself into big trouble and am trying to get ideas on how to get out of the situation without admitting that I’m in that situation. Hypothetically, of course.

January 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Success!!!

My life has been a “rags to slightly better rags” story. Success!!!

January 24, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: They really should work on making one of those…

I wish there was a 30 second “Undo” on text messages.

January 23, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s practically the same thing, right?

I’m too scared to skydive, but I do like to zoom in on Google Earth really, really fast. It’s practically the same thing, right?

January 22, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: The good old days…

Back in my day, a “flash mob” was just a group of creepy pervs in trench coats.

January 18, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I really have my life together…

Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.

January 17, 2013   0 comments