Archives: February 2013

Hobo Thoughts: Go tiny wizard, go!

Did you know that there is a wizard in my computer? He helps me install stuff all the time, and I’m all like “Go, awesome tiny computer wizard!”

February 28, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Easily amused…

My dog chases his tail all the time, which made me think that dogs are easily amused. And then I realized that I was watching a dog chase it’s tail.

February 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Fire Safety!

The say you should test your fire alarm once a month. I try, but it’s costing me a fortune in houses.  

February 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I could be an Olympian!

If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I would totally compete…eventually.

February 22, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Problem solving…

Sometimes, the only way to solve a problem is to find a new one.  

February 21, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Dangerous, but useful!

I have a mind like a steel trap. It’s rusty and illegal in 37 states.

February 20, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: On forgiveness…

Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

February 19, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It gets them every time…

I like calling Psychic hotlines and asking them what I’m wearing.

February 18, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I don’t have a problem with caffeine…

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.

February 15, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: On Valentine’s Day…

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day, I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.    

February 14, 2013   0 comments