Archives: March 2013

A Great Easter Prank!

Hello, Hobo wanderers! Easter is upon us, and you know what that means… many family gatherings that present the perfect opportunity to have a laugh! We like to call this little trick “Easter Egg Surprise.” Here’s how you do it!   Step 1: Get an egg. Step 2: Melt some chocolate (for best results, use […]

March 29, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Oh, Sighmon!

If you have a boring friend and his name happens to be Simon, call him “Sighmon” instead. He’ll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.  

March 29, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Let’s make a trend!

First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there’s Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great!

March 28, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I think I’d rather be the second mouse…

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

March 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Does this Etch-a-Sketch include Wifi?

I tried to log on to Facebook from my tablet. Turns out it was my kid’s etch-a-sketch. Also, I’m out of wine.

March 26, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I just don’t get how it happens…

I’m the type of person who gains weight just by LOOKING at the pie that I’m finishing.

March 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Patience is a virtue…

Patience is a virtue, but punching something is always an option!

March 22, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I wonder…

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

March 21, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I’m not always right…

I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.

March 20, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: You should always do what you love…

I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts, and coffee.

March 18, 2013   0 comments