Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-26. Cutest. Thing. Ever.
I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in.
If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns.
My daughter found a beer bottle on the ground today and said, “This smells like daddy’s kisses.” How adorable!
I do not think it is a coincidence that you can’t spell “studying” without “dying.”
In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.
It is my belief that when Americans go to sleep, Australians come out of their secret ground doors to move all our stuff around and steal socks from our dryers.
Immature – A word boring people use to describe fun people.
We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.
Some days you’re the dog , other days you’re the hydrant.
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