Archives: April 2013

Hobo Thoughts: Gave me the warm and fuzzies!

Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-26. Cutest. Thing. Ever.

April 30, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thought: What a baby!

I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in.

April 29, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It must mean he loves you, too.

If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns.

April 28, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: She’s a sweetheart!

My daughter found a beer bottle on the ground today and said, “This smells like daddy’s kisses.” How adorable!

April 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s a hidden truth.

I do not think it is a coincidence that you can’t spell “studying” without “dying.”

April 26, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I really shouldn’t do that…

In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.

April 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Just who do they think they are?!?

It is my belief that when Americans go to sleep, Australians come out of their secret ground doors to move all our stuff around and steal socks from our dryers.

April 24, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: The definition of “immature”

Immature – A word boring people use to describe fun people.

April 23, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: No one really grows up…

We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.  

April 22, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Just one of those days…

Some days you’re the dog , other days you’re the hydrant.

April 21, 2013   0 comments