Archives: May 2013

Hobo Thoughts: I should get a Nobel Prize or something…

If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun.  

May 31, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Not a good example, if you ask me!

I can’t help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.  

May 30, 2013   0 comments

Hobo houghts: Because I am a WINNER!

The baby may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I’m going to win it.  

May 29, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I know my limitations…

I’d accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.

May 28, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: To be fair, you really should have clarified…

Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this banjo?

May 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s all a matter of perspective, really…

Don’t think of me as 50. Think of me as two 25 yr olds.

May 24, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Just use a little common sense, people.

Here’s a thought that could save you from lots of wasted time. Watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. You’re welcome.

May 23, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I would hate to interrupt…

I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they’re in the middle of a race.  

May 21, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: They think I’m not on to them…

If a dentist makes his money off of unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentists approve?

May 16, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Problem solved!

Is work stressing you out and making you upset? Just take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes.

May 13, 2013   0 comments