Archives: June 2013

Hobo Thoughts: Maybe I should just flip a coin for it…

I’m not sure what my two-year-old needs more: naps or an exorcism.

June 30, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: You’re welcome!

Anyone here got only one leg? Cool, I have a TON of socks you can have!

June 29, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Ready to turn in my application, sir!

I want to work at Starbucks because I want to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups. Yes, yes. I know it’s truly evil. But it’s funny.

June 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Are you a gambler?

Marriage is like betting someone half of your stuff that you will love them forever.

June 26, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s a GREAT plan…

If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically.

June 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Snack foods salute you, Science!

I don’t know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science!!!

June 24, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Really, Instagram?

I’m not sure that video Instagram is a good idea. I’ve honesty never looked at a picture of someone’s dinner and thought, “If only I could hear this.”

June 23, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s best to be honest when participating in online dating…

I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day. I’m adding ‘enjoys eating out’ to my dating profile. What? It’s not lying!

June 22, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Thank you, Science!

Science has proven birds are a branch of dinosaurs. Now every time I eat chicken, I think, “I bet this tastes just like a stegosaurus.”

June 21, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s the silver lining!

Sometimes the best part about my job is that my chair swivels.

June 18, 2013   0 comments