Archives: July 2013

Hobo Thoughts: Two purses aren’t better than one…

Hate when my girlfriend asks me to hold her purse in the grocery store line because I really don’t like being that guy holding two purses.

July 30, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Sheesh, don’t be so shallow!

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?

July 29, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: My boss is a creeper.

My boss told me if I kept showing up late he’d give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know my tastes in women’s underwear?

July 28, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Great expectations!

I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.  

July 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Who needs math, anyways?!?

I have failed math eleventeen times or so.

July 26, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s the socially conscience thing to do!

Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.

July 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: So THAT’S where mullets come from!

If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a mullet.

July 24, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Don’t sweat the small stuff…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the medium or large stuff, either. Stop perspiring on everything and take your sweaty butt somewhere else!

July 23, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: A valuable lesson!

My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except one song.  

July 22, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: True story…

Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you’re getting ready to take hostages.

July 19, 2013   0 comments