Welcome to our wonderful little paradoxical corner of the interwebz! There’s been some strange happenings here at HoboNinja.com, and they are quite wonderful…

Along with our ever-awesome and fresh inventory of all the finest wares, we have recently added a sweet splash of hilarious shirts! Whether you are a serious advocate of bacon-based interests…

…or an evil scientist planning to rule the world (we know you are out there, and we have our eyes on you)…

…we have the shirts that are perfect for your sophisticated yet understated sense of style! You can check out all of the latest designs over at Shirt.HoboNinja.com.

 Of course, we are still knee deep in geeky decor for your every day living (like our awesome Mushroom Push Lights), books and games that will have your therapist worried (get obsessed the Mr. Bacon Big Adventure Board Game), and all the little things that make the perfect gifts for your resident office weirdo (did someone say Blood Bath Shower Gel?!?), so make sure you keep wandering back to our cozy cooky nook to check out all the latest!