There is a universal truth that is becoming more apparent with each passing day that one wastes time on the interwebz: Wearing a horse head mask definitely gives you a certain creep-appeal!

But why would anyone want to wear something so oddly disturbing? Here’s a better question for you: why wouldn’t you want to touch people’s mundane lives with a bit of humor and a dash of creepiness? Amp up the creep factor by paying attention to timing and placement. For example…

Funny: Wear a horse head mask to your child’s PTA meeting

Creepy: Wear a horse head mask to a PTA meeting where your kids don’t attend school

Funny: Wear a horse head mask on a date

Creepy: Wear a horse head mask on a blind date while making sure to breathe extra heavy

Funny: Wake up your significant other while wearing the horse head mask

Creepy: Wake up your boss while wearing the horse head mask (lock picksĀ  may be required and are not included)

Funny: Wear your horse head mask to the beach with your bathing suit

Creepy: Wear only your horse head mask to the beach (don’t forget the sun screen!)

Funny: Wear your horse head mask to the movies

Creepy: Wear your horse head mask to the movies, sit next to a complete stranger, and subtly (but persistently) try to hold their hand

 

Such entertaining weirdness is not limited to the horse head mask, but is also achievable with other variations, such as the ever disturbing Squirrel Mask!

 

So what are you waiting for? Don’t miss out on your chance to freak people out. Both these awesome masks (along with a bunch of other awesome stuff) can be found at HoboNinja.com today (or you could just click on the pictures above, how easy is that?!?).

 

Before you leave, you might also want to meet The Most Interesting Squirrel in the Office…He really is fascinating, you know.