Tag: deep thought

Hobo Thoughts: It’s the socially conscience thing to do!

Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.

July 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It fixes EVERYTHING!

Is work stressing you out and making you upset? Just take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes.

July 18, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It seriously feels like winning the lottery…

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

July 14, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I believe in a vandalism-free vehicle!

I don’t have bumper stickers because I don’t believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.

July 9, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Never listen to your friends…

Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!

July 2, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Are you a gambler?

Marriage is like betting someone half of your stuff that you will love them forever.

June 26, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s a GREAT plan…

If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically.

June 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Should I be concerned?

Lying on the hammock while my wife does yard work. Don’t know exactly what she’s planting but the hole she dug is slightly bigger than me.

June 15, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Seriously, it’s so obvious!

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don’t wear pants?

June 10, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I had no idea!

When you are traveling and must go through Customs, they usually ask if you have anything to declare. Just a head’s up, “Thumb War” is not the answer they are looking for.

June 8, 2013   0 comments