Tag: deep thoughts

Hobo Thoughts: Who needs math, anyways?!?

I have failed math eleventeen times or so.

July 26, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Wouldn’t want to get stuck with some weirdo!

I wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates… you know, just to weed out the weirdos.

July 5, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Ready to turn in my application, sir!

I want to work at Starbucks because I want to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups. Yes, yes. I know it’s truly evil. But it’s funny.

June 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Really, Instagram?

I’m not sure that video Instagram is a good idea. I’ve honesty never looked at a picture of someone’s dinner and thought, “If only I could hear this.”

June 23, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s the reason why I don’t wear them often.

The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over.

May 2, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: That’s a good thing, right?

I took an IQ test yesterday. I was really worried, but thankfully the results came back negative.

April 15, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Take a note, guys!

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

April 1, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I just don’t get how it happens…

I’m the type of person who gains weight just by LOOKING at the pie that I’m finishing.

March 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Fire Safety!

The say you should test your fire alarm once a month. I try, but it’s costing me a fortune in houses.  

February 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Dangerous, but useful!

I have a mind like a steel trap. It’s rusty and illegal in 37 states.

February 20, 2013   0 comments