Tag: deep thoughts

Hobo Thoughts: When lost…

Never ask for directions from a starfish.

February 11, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: How to not get sick, hobo style…

The best way to avoid getting sick is to always wash your hands and never have kids.

February 1, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Gargling is a good way…

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

January 31, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Hypothetically, of course.

When I pose a hypothetical question, it means that I’ve done something extremely stupid and got myself into big trouble and am trying to get ideas on how to get out of the situation without admitting that I’m in that situation. Hypothetically, of course.

January 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s practically the same thing, right?

I’m too scared to skydive, but I do like to zoom in on Google Earth really, really fast. It’s practically the same thing, right?

January 22, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I really have my life together…

Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.

January 17, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: The definition of “Disaster”

A disaster is when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jeans fad.

January 16, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: On Butterflies…

Butterflies just aren’t what they used to be.

January 15, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: They really aren’t as fancy as they sound…

Scones are just biscuits that studied abroad.

January 14, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Stupid autocorrect!

Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn’t Nintendo.

January 11, 2013   0 comments