Tag: kid

Hobo Thoughts: It’s my only option…

My son loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell him that they don’t exist in real life, just on tv.

August 12, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It’s the socially conscience thing to do!

Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.

July 25, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Maybe I should just flip a coin for it…

I’m not sure what my two-year-old needs more: naps or an exorcism.

June 30, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: She’s a sweetheart!

My daughter found a beer bottle on the ground today and said, “This smells like daddy’s kisses.” How adorable!

April 27, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: If I drove an ice cream truck…

If I drove an ice cream truck, I would always keep it rolling, even when the kids are being served their treats. That way, the kids need to keep moving if they want ice cream. Parents of fat kids, you are welcome.  

October 12, 2012   0 comments