To convince my boss that I’m keeping busy, I periodically yell “YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?” into my phone, then slam down the receiver.
Coolest jobs: 1) Beer maker 2) Secretary of War 3) Ninja 4) Guy who pushes scared skydivers
Is work stressing you out and making you upset? Just take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes.
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts, and coffee.
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