Tag: work

Hobo Thoughts: I don’t think he knows how to handle it…

To convince my boss that I’m keeping busy, I periodically yell “YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?” into my phone, then slam down the receiver.

August 9, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Time for a career change!

Coolest jobs: 1) Beer maker 2) Secretary of War 3) Ninja 4) Guy who pushes scared skydivers  

August 5, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: It fixes EVERYTHING!

Is work stressing you out and making you upset? Just take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes.

July 18, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: Problem solved!

Is work stressing you out and making you upset? Just take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes.

May 13, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: I always put in 100%

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday

April 20, 2013   0 comments

Hobo Thoughts: You should always do what you love…

I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts, and coffee.

March 18, 2013   0 comments